bobby singer    supernatural    oh my god    why would you do this to me?    what if    what if bobby became a reaper when he died?    i can't see him in heaven given what he knows about it    and he sure as fuck doesn't deserve hell (although i can see some demons yanking him down for revenge time)    and the idea of bobby not existing is too painful to consider    so reaper!bobby is my new headcanon    what if    jareth the goblin king was once a kid like sarah    who wished that goblins would take his little brother or sister    and like sarah found out he could inspire the goblins to loyalty    but unlike sarah used it to take over    he let the thirteen hours pass and his younger sibling turned into a goblin    it's been so long he barely remembers having another life once    and he has no conscious awareness of which one of the hundreds of goblins in the labyrinth is his sister    or brother    but the little groundskeeper hogwart--hogbrain?--whatever gets a stronger reaction out of him than any of the ugly little sychophants in ...    in the palace    jareth remembers a strange ugly little child    a little girl with a polio limp who collected insects and everything shiny she could get her hands on    for every glimmer of memory he torments higgle just as he had the little girl    ridiculous really    once upon a time all the goblins in the labyrinth were someone else's little sisters and brothers    hedwart--hoggle!--is no different from the rest