If you take the time to invent a new thing for women to feel insecure about, then sell them the solution, then you have cornered the market! And ladies, remember, it is perfectly normal for you to lay awake at night worrying about your armpits: a recent study discovered that 93% of women found their armpits unattractive! The people behind that study? Unilever. Wow, what are the odds?

If you take the time to invent a new thing for women to feel insecure about, then sell them the solution, then you have cornered the market! And ladies, remember, it is perfectly normal for you to lay awake at night worrying about your armpits: a recent study discovered that 93% of women found their armpits unattractive! The people behind that study? Unilever. Wow, what are the odds?

(via feistyfeminist)