the waste land

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1. State your name:
Sierra

2. State the name that your parents almost named you.
Holly, ugh.

3. Which of your relatives do you get along with the most? 
Probably my parents, which is ironic given that we very nearly reached a state of mutually assured destruction during my teens.

4. What was your first job? 
Babysitter.

5. Did anything embarrassing happen this week?
No more than usual.  I can’t talk to people, and I have a hard time communicating effectively with patrons and it gets kind of awkward.

6. Do you miss your ex?
I live with my ex, so…no? 

7. White chocolate or dark chocolate?
Dark, motherfuckers, what kind of question is that.

8. Do people praise you for your looks?
I fucking wish. 

9. What is your favorite color of clothing to wear?
Black

10. How do you wear your makeup?
I don’t.  Except for nailpolish, which I wear in as many bright, unorthodox colors as possible.  Sometimes all at once.

11. What are some of your nicknames?
Si-Si (family only), Sis, Cannibalistic-Congo-Monkey-That-Will-Eat-Your-Head-Off (long story going back to an incident at girl scout daycamp when I was twelve)

12. How many bedrooms are in your house apartment? 
Two, one of which is currently used for storage but that we’re (slowly) trying to make liveable so we can have our own rooms.  Since we are divorced and all.

13. How many bathrooms?
One.

14. Do you have a job? 
Yes.

15. Do you have a car?
Yes.

16. Do you work out every week? 
By work out do you mean lift armloads of books, push heavy carts, and occasionally take walks/ride bike somewhere?  Then yes.  But I’m not the gym type.

17. Did you brush your teeth this morning?
Yes. 

18. Have you ever kissed someone you never saw again? 
No.

19. Have you ever sung in front of a crowd?
Yes, but not solo.  Smallest group was three (my sisters and I in church); the largest was the entire high school chorale in ninth grade.

20. What kind of bathing suit do you wear?
Two piece boy shorts/tankini, when I can be arsed to go swimming, which isn’t often b/c I really don’t like being in water.  I can swim, I just choose not to.

21. Do you like your eyes?
Eh.

22. Do you think you are pretty? 
I think I look like my mom, except I have my dad’s overbite.  So not really.

23. Who was the last person you talked to in person?
J

24. How much money is in your account?
Enough.

25. Are you single?
Yes.

26. Do you want kids?
No.

27. Tell me what your backpack looks like: 
Black, but I never use it anymore.  But I do carry a large army-medic style purse, which is army green canvas with a red cross circle on the flap.  It’s covered in patches and pins, and has about a billion ball-chain necklaces wrapped around the bottom of the strap with keychains and other assorted oddments hanging from it.  There’s also a Darth Vader watch from Burger King, and a really pretty butterfly hair clip that my ex mom-in-law gave me years ago.  It makes a great deal of noise.

28. What celebrity do you think is hot? 
Tom Hiddleston, Rosario Dawson, Gina Torres, Sigourney Weaver, Christina Hendricks, Fairuza Balk.  To name a handful.

29. Last movie you saw in theatres:
The Avengers

30. Are you dating the same person you dated last year?
I’m not dating anyone.

31. Has someone you were dating ever cheated on you?
No.

32. Have you ever cheated?
No.  I would have to talk to people for that to happen.

33: Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?
Yes, that would be J, my ex husband.

36: What’s the cutest thing someone’s ever done for you?
I have no idea, and I even saved this question for the end so I would have time to think about it.

37: Who was the last person you texted?
My sister, who can fuck the hell off.

38: How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
I guess technically three, but the first two were in 8th-10th grades, and never proceeded beyond close-mouthed kissing.  J and I were together for nine and a half years.

39: How do you look right now?
Cold.

40: Who’s the person who first comes to your mind when someone mentions “love”?
J.

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